When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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