y did u give ur computer a hand job?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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