thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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