didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You are a genius and a whore.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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