Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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