we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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