Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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