I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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