i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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