I love black thongs
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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