apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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