i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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