ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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