ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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