my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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