You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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