Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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