What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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