I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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