Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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