yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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