Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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