I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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