the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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