i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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