We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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