You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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