Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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