a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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