did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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