I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
do herpes really smell.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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