They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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