yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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