we're blogging at a bar
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
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You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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