Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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