Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I want to make a zoo with you.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
