im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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