There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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