Sponge bath it is.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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