Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
you never un-have a 4some
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
