the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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