I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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