K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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