honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
