dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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