nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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