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No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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