Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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