Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
