Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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